"Colin, COME."
"Colin, SIT!"
"Colin, STAY."
"Colin, NO BITING!!"
"Colin, don't chew the furniture."
"Colin, no growling at your Mama."
"Colin, no begging. Eat your own food."
"Colin, don't eat out of the trash can."
Hummm… You know, his favorite game is basically fetch. And here he is eating off the floor:
Only a dog would probably be more obedient by now. And much, much quieter. And would probably sleep more, too…
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it’s a boy thing…and he is ALL boy!
For some reason, when Boo was little I always had to remind Hubby “She is not a dog…knock if off!”. lol
take heart – our house sounds quite a bit like this at times. hubs sounds exactly like he did when he was training our puppy. but we have no boy in sight – only a 3 year old girl. sigh…
This makes me laugh. I say so many of those things too – in addition to “Don’t put that in your mouth.” Fortunately, Aubryn gets yelled at much less than the dog…
Wait until you have to potty train him….
Sounds like my son! ‘no biting” is officially his first sentence. I have a very similar picture, too.
(and I formally request a good picture of the toddler mullet – - I love them).