Dear Colin,
5am in not morning. 5am is still nighttime for several reasons.
1. It is still dark out.
2. No one else is awake.
3. I am still sleeping.
4. It is still dark out.
5. You eat at 11pm before Mommy goes to bed.
6. You weigh twenty pounds.
7. Therefore, you should be able to go longer than 6 hours without food.
8. Particularly since your thighs are bigger than my biceps.
9. It is still dark out, dang it.
Please adjust your schedule accordingly. It will benefit the whole family. Trust me.
Love,
Mama
About Melissa
Excellent thigh analogy. Sounds like a right healthy boy.
Oh, and was it While You Were Sleeping?
Yes, we are long lost twins. Why did our mothers separate us at birth?
dear mamma,
my thoughts in returns are set in bullet points:
1. bgrbbgarererrrrrrr….
2. gggggeresrerggggmph!
3. rgagaarrrrraaaaahhhh…
4. ssssssssss…..
5. phhhhtttttthhh!!!!
6. zzzzz……
7. elllllllllllll…..
8. maaaammmmmmaaaaaa…..
9. shh… i’m sleeping now.
er… maybe he’s a morning person…
5am stinks!
And 20lbs! Just the thought of lugging him around on my hip hurts!
hmmm colin must be a morning person…just like him mama…
Can you please cc Robby on this memo?
Dear Mama,
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!
Love your ‘I’m undertall not overweight’ baby boy,
Colin
The heck you say, no one’s up at five o’clock. The darn cat has had us up since four!
The heck you say, no one’s up at five o’clock. The darn cat has had us up since four!
I think it’s smthg in the air… my 13 month-old has for the past 4 days decided that 4:30AM is an acceptable time to demand food.