The startled look on the children’s faces when Grandma told them that the chili they were eating for lunch was made with water buffalo. (If your kids watch VeggieTales, you’ll be familiar with the ‘Water Buffalo Song’)
The look on my face when Grace told me that she had gotten herself a drink of water. From the SINK. Oh dear.
Trying to explain to kids to keep their eyes and mouths closed in the shower.





Um…everyone has a water buffalo. Yours is fast and mine is slow.
I am praying for you feverishly. Do you need to send more Purell?