At the dinner table tonight:
Husband: So, do I look buff?
Me: What?
Husband: Do I look buff? I added weights to my workouts this month.
Me: Oh. Yeah, now that you mention it. Your biceps look great.
Husband: Yeah. You’ll have to take a baseball bat to the beach with you this summer.
Me: Why?
Husband: smugly To beat off all the other women.
About Melissa
You know, when I put my mouse over the “comment cursor”, the pop up said, and I quote “Comment on my man”. So I think I will. While he is ok sometimes, I think its important for you to realize that….
a) playing soccer video games does not take as much skill as he claims
b) ending a bike ride bloody does not mean you went on a “gnarly ride”, it just means you fell down
c) seriously, when one of his little electronic players scores a goal because he pressed the “x” button, you’d think he just painted the sistine chapel. “oh my word, did you SEE that? that was incredible! i am amazing!”
ditto.
hahahaha. Sounds like my hubby. Too funny!
hysterical. I’m not sure which is funnier, your post or your brother’s comment!